Take a bite....

Courtesy of Byrd Dan in Pensacola...in case you need to hire someone for a bachelorette party...or in case you're hungry???

A True Jack of All Trades....

This one is courtesy of Kelly N. in Greenville, Mississippi. Homeboy does some serious multi-tasking.

High Gas Prices Got You Down?

Come on over to this amazing creation: A combination gas station and petting zoo. All of the animals are conveniently adjacent to the gas station. As you can see, the horse, cow, goats, and  Canadian Geese all live together in a delightful gated area, under the soothing light of the BP sign. Not pictured: llama, ram, and many more white geese. 

Best Street Ever!

The picture is a little small, but on this street in rural Georgia, you can get everything you may need: Poultry Coops, $6 Rabies Shots, Livestock, and an Auction House for all of your other needs. Oh, and I'm sure there are at least 4 churches and 2 Dollar Generals nearby!

Love for the Odyssey Lounge

YES. This has long been one of my favorite landmarks on I-20 between Atlanta and the 'Ham, located one exit west of the Talladega Superspeedway.

What the HELL is it? Is it a dance club? A shady dive bar? It appears abandoned, but I have often seen cars parked outside. A cover location for a remote FBI weapons storage unit? Perhaps it's an underground gambling parlor for NASCAR enthusiasts. Stay tuned...I intend to find out...

You're three months early, dear...

I've noticed that in some small Southern towns people tend to act like every day is the 4th of July.

Perhaps the people of Chelsea, AL should purchase a calendar.

But all the cool, scrunchie-wearing kids are doing it....

Very wise words conveyed by an anti-smoking sign posted outside Center Street Middle School in Birmingham, AL. I really, REALLY wish I'd had her outfit for the 90's-themed party. Although LS did have the denim vest :) The mismatched earrings are key.